Showing posts with label Misc. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Misc. Show all posts

Friday, January 7, 2011

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

New terms for new sensations

Bell's Law of Telephony: No matter what technology is used, your monthly phone bill magically remains about the same size.

Denarration: The process whereby one's life stops feeling like a story.

Instant Reincarnation: The fact that most adults, no matter how great their life is, wish for radical change in their life. The urge to reincarnate while still alive is near universal.

Intravincular Familial Silence: We need to be around our families not because we have so many shared experiences to talk about, but because they know precisely which subjects to avoid.

Intraffinital Melancholy vs Extraffinital Melancholy: Which is lonelier: To be single and lonely, or to be lonely within a dead relationship?

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Of rich guys and pretty girls

Damn, I didn't keep a note of the pretty girl I once saw in an finance newspaper. If only, I was able to remember her beyond her beauty and remember exactly what she did or what her name was!

This girl has attracted the attention of a quiz master and now I cant answer the quiz question of who she is and what organisation she works for!!!

Lesson of the day: Keep a special note of the details of beautiful girls and rich guys!

Monday, July 21, 2008

Unusual job

Reached Chennai, today evening after a long 34 hour journey by train. And here I am, sitting at my aunt's place and doing something so odd that I never thought I would do. Downloading, sorting, converting formats and taking printouts of files. Now there is nothing unusual about it except that the files are horoscopes and biodatas of very eligible girls :)) for my eligible cousin brother in Mumbai. :)